Armchair Journalism
17 Jan 2012
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Thesis: Obama kept the War on Terror going in order to keep unemployment numbers down.
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Evidence: None whatsoever. Wait, no. I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote it on a receipt that was on my bedside table.
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Conclusion: Obama kept the War on Terror going in order to keep unemployment numbers down.
There. Can I be a journalist now?